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3 Things Beyonce SERVED You Lessors With #BeyHereNow

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3 Things Beyonce SERVED You Lessors With #BeyHereNow

The Queen further solidified her reign today after dropping a six-second teaser of a major announcement coming tomorrow to her official YouTube channel. How so? Who else – other than most minute men you’ve f*cked in the p…



The Queen further solidified her reign today after dropping a six-second teaser of a major announcement coming tomorrow to her official YouTube channel. How so? Who else – other than most minute men you’ve f*cked in the past decade – can tease and drop something so fast? ...Girl!

Here’s three things I gathered Beyonce is probably saying in the short yet epic clip:

 1. “Square cut shorts will be slaying this era. Get your trendy, Maxxinista lookin’ ass to the Goodwill and stock up before this trend gets expensive. Yes, they look like diapers. So?”


2. “My eyebrows are masculine. So? Get into this eye look I’m serving you hoes though. Kiki ain’t got shit on me.”


3. “Recycling props from other eras are okay. Janet get your voice out the attic, and Keri get your career out the pawn shop. See you bitches on Billboard!”

What do you think Beyonce will be announcing tomorrow?

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