5 Gay Sex Party Rules to Post on Your Jack’d & Adam4Adam Profiles

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It’s no secret what goes down late in the midnight hour when you think you’re ready for bed but your little tink, tink down there is ready for some warm, wet loving. Here’s some sex party rules I discovered on Tumblr via DeepInsideHim.com

#1 No loud and excessive talking. This ain’t the club…STFU Sissie!!!!

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#2 Fat and ugly dudes (no shade but) don’t even bother coming to the party. You just in the damn way and annoying the hell out of all the hot dudes.

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#3 Just because I’m at a sex party doesn’t mean that I don’t have high standards. Im hella picky outside of the sex party and Im hella picky at the sex party.

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#4 Dont f*ckin’ touch me if I haven’t given you a sign that I’m attracted to you. That’s a quick way of getting knocked the phuck out.

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#5 Take a damn shower before you come. Nobody wanna smell your funky booty and stankin’ d***k.

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 Any rules missing from this list?

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