5 Gay Sex Tips for Bottoms … From A Bottom!

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My country tis of thee sweet of land of …bottoming! Amen. Over the weekend I ran across one of my Facebook friend’s blog and saw this post Bottoming 101: Hygiene Tips for The Bottoming Novice. And, figured I shouldn’t keep all this amazing advice to myself, especially since one of my top friends called me last week talking about cleaning man butt secretions out of his pubes.

So, in no particular order, these are 5 tips Toddy recommends for other bottoms to eliminate embarrassment in the future:

1. Find you a Gay “Mother” or order ‘The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men’. Honey, one or the other (or read the rest of this post) because everything else is uncivilized. An old queen (or a queen who knows that bottoming is an art) is going to give you the information straight, no tea no shade gwarl. Moreover, not only will “she” tell you the truth but he’ll possibly give you a demonstration and proper hygiene products.

Myself, I did not have the luxury of an old queen but I read as many anal sex books as possible (real talk). The best one I’ve read is definitely “The Ultimate Guide To Anal Sex for Men.” The book gives you blow by blow details from the history of anal erotica all the way down to thoroughly cleansing and fisting (Ew. No way.). Now don’t get all squeamish. If you are going to do it do it right. Learn from someone in the KNOW chile.

FYI: ‘Bend Over: The Complete Guide to Anal Sex for Men’ is also another good one.

2. Bottoming is a LIFESTYLE (in my opinion) – I find that my sexual proclivities have dictated my life style, in a sense. Due to the fact that I’ve mostly bottomed and believe in being very thorough about being tidy my choices in food really help me achieve that goal. Personally, I feel that if you are a bottom you should really increase you nutritional intake of dietary fibers and fluids. I drink tons of water and fruit juices. Moreover, I’m always eating my fruits, vegetables, AND raisin bran. Honey, you don’t need laxatives and medical fleets. All you need is a big bowl of raisin bran or oatmeal in the morning and you’ll be regular for the rest of your life.
You really need to be constantly regular or else you will truly learn the meaning of what it means to have your fudge packed.



FYI: If you have a lactose intolerance (as I am) substitute cow with soy milk (I love Silk myself).

In addition you don’t have to go vegan or vegetarian to have good healthy insides. 90% of my diet is plant based; but sometimes I indulge in a piece of chicken OR baked fish (sorry, but I find strict veganism to be completely unnatural).
This is a natural method of cleansing yourself (and it is good for you too). But if you are content on eating burgers and Popeyes on the daily then make sure you get a colonic OR use a laxative in advance. That way when some guy who is BLESSED enough to get in your CHEST (oh my!) he won’t be looking at you like you’re nasty when he pulls out with a fudgecicle.
3. SHOWERING and BATHING – This goes without saying. Always bathe or shower before sex. However, don’t be one of those who wash the crotch but let water dribble down the butt crack. NO. MA’AM. This is ESPECIALLY for gay men; because on some level or another we ALL like the booty (and want to play with or at least kiss it). Therefore, make sure you take care of it. Open up those cheeks and scrub the anal region with soap (or body wash) and warm WATER. Soap, RINSE, and REPEAT until EVERYTHING is taken care of (i.e. dingle berries and track marks).

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