5 Gay Sex Tips You Need RIGHT NOW!

…because some of y’all are just out of order these days.

1. Be prepared. No matter if you’re a top,definitely if you’re a bottom,and with a 50/50 chance if you’re vers…its best to always be prepared. That means:CLEAN YOUR ASS AND WASH YOUR BALLS!!! Nobody wants to go down there and it smells like 5 day old cheese.

2. Fuck outside the box(bed). While the bed is the most common place to fuck,sometimes its fun to do something different. Different can be as simple as fucking on the floor or standing up to a different room in the house to fucking outside of the house. Be adventurous. But not stupid. You don’t want to get arrested for fucking in a public bathroom. Its not the 70’s!

3. Don’t just focus on what you like. The key to being a good sex partner is doing things that make the other person feel good. So many tops think all it takes is them shoving their dick in the bottoms ass and its done. And bottoms you can’t just lay there and let the top pound away at your ass…not the entire time,anyway. Fucking is an activity where both participants should be active through out. Vary your speed,change positions,ask “Do You Like That,Bitch?”

4. REACT. Respond to kisses and touches and especially if he’s sucking or licking and DEFINITELY when you start fucking. Moan,whimper,talk dirty…but don’t just lay there like you can’t be bothered. Because if you can’t you should just send him home and…not be bothered.

5. Set the mood. Don’t have CSI or the news playing when you’re about to get it in. Nobody wants all that drama going thru their head while they’re getting head. And for Christ’s sake,clean your room up a bit! At least make the bed and put away your dirty clothes.

Read More: 10 Tips To Good/Better Gay Sex… With Me Anyway

Hopefully this list inspires at least one person to try something different. There’s no way to count how many messages I have received about options #1 and #3. You want a man to stick his pee pee in your dookie shooter but you don’t want to clean it first? That’s worse than … wait, ain’t nothing worse than that! It’s nasty!

Also, take more time to satisfy your partner. It takes two to tango, salsa, connect four, AND have sex. Remember that. What does your partner like? Ask them, and then try it.

Props to Haus of M for the amazing post!

What sex tip(s) would you recommend?

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