Y’all stay poppin’ these pills n’ shit! Honey better get you a Xanax and a warm seat until Spring kicks in for real.
A man – who is not being named so the hood won’t laugh at him when he get out the hospital – went to Backpage.com last Tuesday and set up a REAL cute lil date with an escort at the local Applebee’s in Orlando, FL with personal pleasures immediately following at the Extended Stay on University Boulevard.
Both had been drinking according to The Orlando Sentinel, he smoked marijuana in the room while she popped Ecstasy, and then things got weird. The victim reports punching, scratching, attempted eye gouging, and says “it was as if she was trying to eat my penis.” Lawd!
The woman in the next room who called 9-1-1 tells WESH-TV, “When you hear somebody saying ‘Help me… HELP ME!’ and somebody growling like a beast you’re like ‘BLOOD OF JESUS!’ What do you do?”