Gay Threesomes: 10 Reasons Why You Should Try It!

Iffy about that three way trade was talking about on Jack’d? Looking to spice thangs up between you and the boo? Well, honey a gay threesome might be the thing for you!

Here’s 10 reasons from Freshmen Magazine why you should give in and let trade dig in. Viewer discretion – and all that other shit – is advised.

1. Do the math. You have two holes and they have two poles.
2. You won’t have to choose between being a top or a bottom; just be the guy in the middle of the manwich and you get to do both at the dame time!
3. There’s always someone to hold the camera.
4. You get to split the cost of condoms and lube THREE ways.
5. It’s easier to pin someone down to the bed with one person grabbing his legs and someone else holding his shoulders.
6. This is YOUR chance to be the one getting pinned down!
7. Between the three of you somebody should have a membership to a good porn site that hasn’t expired yet.
8. If you finish first you don’t have to feel bad –they can get each other off while you grab a shower and a sandwich.
9. If one guy starts to talk to much during sex it’s nice to have somebody around with something to put in his mouth and shut him up.
10. On Spring Break you were going to tell your friends you had a threesome anyway so now you won’t have to lie!

Getting excited from all this sex talk! …got me ready to stand at attention RIGHT now!

What other reasons would you recommend a threesome?

Comment below!

Source: Freshmen


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