Let’s just get right to it, please!
1. When he doesn’t have nann picture on his profile and ask if you want to fuck RIGHT NOW.
2. Sending you 7 unannounced dick pics (and 2 of the cakes with the cheeks spread in case of a flip flop situation).
3. Any picture with a gaping booty hole. Sir, you don’t need sex you need surgery.
4. Pictures of food, animals, and other bull crap as their default pic. Yes, that’s a pretty picture of Michael B. Jordan but you’re NOT Michael B. Jordan.
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5. List “No pic no response” but not have a pic their own damn self.
6. When you decide to give Mr. No Picture a chance and when he finally unlocks it’s the guy you blocked last month.
7. When your hot pictures with the meat poking out the side get reported for nudity by some b*tch and you can’t figure who to it was!
8. When trade grip their meat from the bottom as if the camera angle will make it look bigger.
9. When there’s a remote, a Sprite can, an iPhone 5, etc. next to their meat to prove length.
10. Using someone else’s photos as if that sexy hunk doesn’t have friends (and stalkers) that ain’t gonna tell them and report you.
11. When the body pic on fleek but he unlock the face pic and you wish you could get your time back!
What situations are you tired of?