iSee Keyshia Cole still attempting to lose her ghetto image. And, she almost got me this time!! The video starts off in this nice house andserving fish in the cutest lil bathroom. But then, the chorus scene comes on. And, it’s all downhill from there. Watch for yourself.
Okay, iAdmit to dramaticizing the top segment a lil bit. But for real though…if you gone do classy scenes with doormen gettin’ luxury luggage outta Benz’s and shit you can’t have beach scenes in booty shorts n’ wife beaters grabbin’ ya coochie too. And, you definitely gay have gay boys doing the dance scene! PLUS, iThought if/when your album don’t sale they don’t give you anymore singles? How’d Keyshia manage to get a third single?
Tonight we get to sit down with Ru and get all the behind the scenes stuff (aka the shit that shoulda been in the show anyway). The girls talk about their slogans, cliques, and blah-zay blah-zay. Last year’s winner Tyra Sanchez and some of the other girls have a cameo. Tyra Sanchez is a fabulous queen. But the shit STILL hits the fan when she opens her mouth.
Will you be watching tonight??
Who else is feeling like this today?
Lady Gaga is a stunt queen! I’m convinced of it…what kinda dream is this? Can Ashton Kutcher come through the computer and tell us all that we’ve ALL been punked?? At midnight Lady Gaga TwitPic’d the album cover for her new album “Born This Way.” And, while I’m sure you’re still gasping at the horridity of this… the real gag is the remixes for Willow Smith, Christina Aguilera, Brandy, and other divas in the game:
There’s so many pictures iCan’t even begin to put them all on here. But CHIIIIILD a good time was had on Twitter last night!! @RonaldMatters <–follow me.
Which artist remix is your favorite?
Nelly joins Keri Hilson on the Rihanna reject track “Lose Control” from Keri’s latest album No Boys Allowed. The track is actually kinda cute…but, if Rihanna was on it the song would be a #1. Listen below if you’ve never heard it, which I’m sure of:
As expected, Colin Tilley is the director. These days, if Collin didn’t do it, your video is NOT worth watching. I already know @MissKeriBaby had her raunch meter on 1,000% so y’all betta be scurred.
In case you missed it…I couldn’t decide on what to make my next video about so I just compiled a bunch of random thoughts – my one night stand with a Mexican, my Words With Friends obsession, Britney Spears, and a bunch of other shit – into one big post. Look. Laugh. & Comment.
…And, iGladly let her ass know it, too! Y’all need to stop encouraging this shit! She told CNN she was high on dope in the back of the tour bus when she wrote this new album and dammit it sure do sound like it! #iCant
Ain’t no way in hell iWant that shit posted on my site. So, click here to go somewhere else and listen to it.