Five gifts you can start looking for me right now include jack straps, a school boy uniform, a bodybuilder onesie, lubricant (preferably Gun Oil), and money.
Also mark you calendar for Power Bottom Appreciation Day. According to Homorazzi, October 30th marks an annual tradition that dates back to the 80’s by men who bragged about men they “made love to jack-hammer style“. You are encouraged to wear a pink rose pin in honor of all the poundings endured by our forefathers.
Both holidays are glorious and shall be celebrated as such! Amen?